Step by step, one foot, then the other, you enter your home.
…as your back foot lands inside the door, you’re hit with a powerful, disgusting, rancid, smell.
Fuck being a king or queen in the middle ages.
I’d rather be middle-class today, we get to live in the future.
So I was installing some door locks for a client.
And I was so excited to set up the auto-lock and unlock, literally the feature I was most excited to play with and provide for her.
But sure enough, the one we bought was z-wave, which doesn’t allow you to set up the lock so it can be locked and unlocked by your location.
10% off says you can't handle these emails!
That’s right, get 10% off if you don’t laugh by the 3rd email received! I don’t think you have what it takes!