I, in all honesty, can’t say enough good things about Ashlee. She was my first, and will always be my best, Groupon purchase. I didn’t think Groupon was going to work when I signed up. Boy was I wrong and, yet again, lucky to have had her pick me!
Imagine you’ve just won the lottery. Think about all the things you could buy! New shoes, handbags, go on extravagant trips to Brazil with all your friends, or buy a brand new Tesla Model S Plaid Plus and, well shit, you might as well get the model X while you’re at it.
Oh baby bear, everything you have must be juuust right, doesn’t it? Your porridge is the perfect temperature, your bed isn’t too hard or soft, and your chair happens to be in the sweet spot of comfort. You need everything you have, and use, to be perfect for you, which is tough in this day and age of mass production where everything’s made to generally suit everyone. You buy things, and the producer of the product gets close to delivering on what you need, yet, it’s never
How much do you value shit? Shit, like poop. Probably not very high, unless you’re a gardener, then you might greatly value it because it’s a phenomenal fertilizer.
Value is relative, which makes it somewhat elusive.
The heat is on
It’s that time again and your guests are devilishly hungry so dinner better be ready when they arrive. The problem is you can’t find the garlic cloves for the sausage and vegetable skillet, your signature dish. You’ve scoured your refrigerator and now the only option is to literally take everything out of the fridge.
How’s it feel way out there? In the vast, deep blue sea treading water with your head barely above the surface as fishies nibble on your toes. Not so pleasant huh? Being disorganized is a lot like treading water in the middle of the ocean. You can start swimming, aka getting stuff organized, but the progress you make can often feel minimal and pointless like trying to swim to shore after being stranded in the center of the
Every captain needs the right cockpit to steer their ship, and the better the cockpit, the better the ride. Lincoln clearly gets that because they have designed one of the best steering wheels on the market. It’s intuitive, functional, and looks riveting. Let’s take a look at all the things they got right when designing this high-end luxury steering wheel.
I’m quite concerned, I might be addicted to frustration. Well, I suppose it’s not actually the frustration I’m addicted to, it’s the solution that cures the frustration, but it’s like Pavlov’s dog, ring the bell and the dog salivates. There are times when you get so frustrated with a problem while making something that you want to throw it at the wall, then burn it with kerosene in a bonfire, and to top it off by dumping the ashes in a porta-potty at a Grateful Dead concert. However, once you calm down and think through the problem, then come up with a viable solution that works, you become filled with a euphoria only gods typically get to experience. Thus, addiction.
It’s dirty, it’s messy, and no one wants to do it, but it has to be done. Changing baby diapers is not what we want to do in the middle of the day, let alone 3 am when our eyes have us tired out on the ropes in the 12 round of the boxing match as we fight to keep them open. Nonetheless, we must clean the baby’s bum.
Luckily, however, you’ve found this blog, and now you have heeded the call to adventure! Your hero’s journey awaits, it’s time to save the day and take on the monster so you can have an organized and joyful drawer.
